I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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