I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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