singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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