yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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