In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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