Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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