i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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