so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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