just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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