Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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