Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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