Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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