My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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