You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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