Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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