the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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