we have officially mastered the walk of shame
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
