So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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