please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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