Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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