You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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