Whod you bang
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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