Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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