He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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