take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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