Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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