i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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