S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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