Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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