john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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