i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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