Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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