How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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