i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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