I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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