If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
