Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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