Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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