just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You were trust falling into bushes
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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