you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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