im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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