Jerry, you need to find god
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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