We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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