come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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