But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
