youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just cut my nipple shaving
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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