Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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