its not stalking. its research.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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