Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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