I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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